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Quiz 43 - Can you complete these quotes by Billy Connolly?

1] 'My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of ___ ____ ______'
2] 'There are two seasons in Scotland: ____ and Winter'
3] 'I don't know why I should have to learn _______... I'm never likely to go there'
4] 'Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is _ _______ ______ ___'
5] 'If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a _______ first name?'
6] 'Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy... _______ ___ __ __'
7] 'I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those ___ ___ ______'
8] "When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. ___ _____ ___ ____ _______ _____ ______ _____ __?'
9] 'I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough ___ __ ____ __ ___ _______... that can keep me awake for days.'
10] "Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a ___ __ ________"
11] "Don't vote, it just __________ ____."
12] "Ronald Reagan sits at that desk in the White House, and the button is there that can end the world: BOOM! My father's younger than him and we don't ____ ___ ___ ________ ___ ___ __________'

 

Answers:

1] The Lone Ranger
2] June
3] Algebra
4] the bicycle repair kit
5] Mexican
6] doesn't try it on
7] wee red knives
8] Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
9] get to work in the morning
10] lap of disgrace.
11] encourages them
12] give him the controls for the television! 

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